Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
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you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
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hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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