Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
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Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
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FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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