You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
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Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
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The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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