she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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