Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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