there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
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Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
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Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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