tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i drank out of a bidet.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
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