I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
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Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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