Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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