I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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