i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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