Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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