I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
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Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
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I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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