By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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