How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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