They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
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Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
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being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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