All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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