its not stalking. its research.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
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yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
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The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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