Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
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I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
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The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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