Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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