It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
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we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
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on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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