I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
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It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
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I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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