I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
dude. I can hear the air.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize
