I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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