Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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