Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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