have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
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I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
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I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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