And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
Randomize