your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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