Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
It's just like the Real World with babies
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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