We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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