Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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