Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
you win again, gameday.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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