I just cut my nipple shaving
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
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Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
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He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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