its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
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no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
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I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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