Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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