marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
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