Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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