We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
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Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
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He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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