He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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