Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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