I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
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Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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