look no pants
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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