I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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