Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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