she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
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The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
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He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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