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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
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