I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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