you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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