i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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