I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
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After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
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If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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