ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
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Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
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Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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