Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
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Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
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Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
i out mim tonsoeep
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