I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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