He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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