low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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