He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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